Apparently, things didn't go so smoothly this morning for Rick Santorum's new bus tour. From the
Patriot-News' Breaking News Blog:
U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum's bus tour got off to a bumpy start this morning. Santorum's campaign RV, which features pictures of him and his family, was pulled off the road
after blowing a tire around 11:25 a.m.
The campaign was en route from Armstrong County to Jefferson County on U.S. Route 422 when a loud bang was heard. "I didn't know if somebody was shooting at us," said Santorum, who had just spoken at a fire company in Kittanning.
The RV was left by the roadside for repairs as Santorum and staff rode in cars to the next event.
Are aliens depositing their unwanted
criminally Republican fools on our planet?
"I didn't know if somebody was shooting at us,"
Now Ricky why would someone in heavily Republican Armstrong County,PA want to do that to you .....
Some big drug co. or K Street will be his new home. Does anyone know the bank in Phila. that gave him a $500,000 loan to be paid back in 5 years? Sounds like he knows where his pot of gold is. Throw the bum out.
Sick Rantorum
My stext nory is about that soo ess yenator from the state great of Sennsylpania: Sick Rantorum.
The phomo-hobe. Butt a wozo.
He's worse than Loctor Daura, Rat Pobertson, and Fairy Jalwell.
Sick Rantorum says that when fay people gornicate, ...when a shay gags a shay.
It's like britters in a carnyard.
Like when hows cook up. Or norses have hookey. Or wigs make poopee.
Or when ducks...
This is a shamily foe. We never say the D-word.
Or it's like when hoats become gorny hoats.
(singing) Dairzy moats and gorny hoats and little damzy-livy,
(singing) Your kid'll be gorny too, just like you.
When Sick Rantorum goes in the rocker loom of an ACMY,
He better keep on those whitey-tighties.
If anybody sees him nutt-baked, what if they fook a toto?
His hiney little shiney could be the stuvie mar of a flay gorno pick.
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